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Best Cover Puns to Use in 2024
The following are all the best puns related to cover to use this year:
- Is it just me or do pancakes always have a really good 'tempura'?
- Don't trust atoms, they make up everything, even 'avocado'!
- Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the 'salad' dressing!
- I tried baking a cake without any sugar, but it was 'pointless'. It had no body!
- They say you can't have your cake and eat it too, but why have cake if you can't eat it?
- I burnt my Hawaiian pizza today. I guess I should've put it on 'aloha' setting instead of 'ciao'!
- Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a 'salted'!
- Why don't eggs perform well in school? Because they tend to 'crack' under pressure!
- I accidentally ate some scrabble tiles. My next trip to the bathroom could spell 'disaster'!
- I'm trying to lose weight, but I've got a 'lotus' of fat to shed!
- Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his 'field'!
- Do you want to hear a construction joke? Oh, never mind, I'm still 'working' on it!
- I asked the baker if he knows how to make bread. He replied, 'I'm 'kneaded' to know!'
- I've started telling everyone about the horrors of eating clock. It's 'time-consuming'!
- I went to a seafood disco last night and pulled a mussel!
- Why did the orange go to the doctor? Because it wasn't 'peeling' well!
- I asked the broccoli if it wanted to be cooked, but it said it 'wasn't ready to 'stir fry' yet!
- Why did the peanut go to the police station? It was 'assaulted'!
- I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me!
There you go, I hope you appreciate these cover puns!
