50 Flower Puns That Are Pretty Funny

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You see them in gardens, you see them at weddings, you see them at funerals, you give them to those who are struggling or who have a happy occasion. They are used among dates. Those are flowers. Flowers have been used in cultures for many centuries for various reasons. You also have fake ones at home, that you use for wrapping gifts. You can make cool crafty flowers as well out of ribbon, beads, and glue. You can make some very nice ones. You can pick them up in the park but you would have to take good care of them if you put them in a vase or else they will not last.

You can grow your own at home too, and you can grow some lovely ones as long as you give them the proper sunlight, water, and even if you talk nicely to them, they grow well. Flowers are lovely, and they are popular. Oh, let’s not forget about the birthday cake flowers that everyone wants to enjoy because it is full of sugar. What more can we say about flowers? Not much other than they are lovely, and they smell nice (most do anyway, not that corpse flower). However, since I am talking about flowers on a pun site, we are going to now go over 50 flower puns that are pretty funny.

List of Flower Puns That Are Pretty Funny:

Following are some of the best flower puns that are pretty funny:

1. What did the large garden flower say to the small flower? What’s up, bud?
2. What did the lily say to the weed growing beside it? Move over, Bud.
3. Why couldn’t the flower ride its bicycle? Because it lost its pedals.
4. How can you tell blooming gardener jokes are bad? When they’re a real pain in the aster.
5. Which week-long annual Dutch event commemorates the pleasures of kissing? The Two-Lip Festival.
6. What should be the national flower of the United States? The four-lane cloverleaf.
7. What does a romantic gardener get if they plant kisses? Tulips.
8. You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany.
9. What do you get if you cross a dog with a perennial? A collie-flower.
10. What did the male flower stamen say to the female pistil in the garden? I like your style.
11. Which beer do smart botanists prefer? Budweiser.
12. What do you get if you cross burglar and purple flowers? Robbery with violets.
13. Why is botany such a tough subject? Because it weeds out the pansies.
14. Why are flower shops always on the street level of buildings? Because they’re floor-ists.
15. What do you call it when your rose bush never blooms? A bud omen.
16. Which variety of flower swears? Hibiscusses.
17. Which new online dating site attracts florists and cannabis growers over 50? Flower Time.
18. What does a comedian flower say after it tells a teaser joke? Not! I was just pollen your leg.
19. Which kind of flowering climbing shrub goes crazy and grows out of control? Mass Wisteria.
20. What do allergy sufferers call a reaction caused by daisy-like flowers? An aster-risk.
21. What does the letter A have in common with a flower? Both have bees coming after them.
22. Which type of garden flower sounds like it was recently on the losing end of a fight? The Black-Eyed Susan.
23. Why did the gardener plant a rose bush in the landscape’s empty patch? He thought, “thistle do.”
24. What is a frog’s favorite flower? Croak-us.
25. When garden vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use a cell phone and cauliflower.
26. At the arty florist shop, one observes flowers placed in decorative urns, but not vase versa.
27. What did the jacked-up rabbit say to the flower before it bit it? Wassup, Doc?
28. What is the difference between a necrophiliac and a necromancer? Flowers.
29. What kind of flower bouquet does a pickle send to his best girl? Dilly of the Valley.
30. Why are some garden gnomes R-rated? Because they’re into insects and violets.
31. What sign was posted on the wizard’s garden gate? Beware of the Snap Dragons.
32. With fronds like this, who needs anemones?
33. Which kind of flowers are most appropriate on Mother’s Day? Mums.
34. What kind of garden flowers grow in outer space? Moonflowers, Sunflowers, Star Clusters, and Cosmos.
35. What do you call a land where the people drive only pink cars? A pink carnation.
36. Why did the guy quit his job making furniture out of plants? Because it was no bed of roses.
37. Why couldn’t the botanist see well without glasses? Due to a-stigma-tism.
38. What do you call it when a flower uses a phone? A cauliflower.
39. Which literary period was known for flowery poetry? The Romance Era.
40. How are flowers and children alike? You can’t pick either at the park.
41. What does the alpha letter “A” have in common with an aster flower? They both have bees coming after them.
42. How do flowers drive on by so fast? They just put the petal to the metal.
43. What is a wholesale flower salesman called? A petal-er.
44. I became a florist in middle age but I have always been a late bloomer.
45. Why did the flower wreck its car? The brake petal was missing.
46. What day of the week do gardeners dislike? Weeds-day.
47. What is the best day of the week to grow flowers? Sunday.
48. When you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy, you get a rash of good luck.
49. What is the American car owner’s favorite flower? The car-nation.
50. What is a dispute over young flowers? A budding war.

I hope you liked these pretty funny flower puns! Now I have an urge to do some gardening.

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