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Think about this, not everyone is fortunate enough to have a home. Some people are homeless because they lost their job and have no money to pay for a place to live. Unfortunately, homeless people either live on the streets, in shelters, or the fortunate ones can live with a friend or a family member to help them get back onto their feet after experiencing a loss of a job. We often take for granted the fact that we have a home if we are lucky to have one.
Your home could be a large estate home, a townhome, a detached home with a one-car garage, a two or three-car garage, a condo, an apartment, a duplex, and so on. You also have the neighbors to contend with. You are lucky to either get along well with your neighbors or you don’t. Maybe you don’t really know your neighbors all that well. What is this all about? Let’s be on the topic of your home. And now, let’s go over some puns having to do with your home. Here are 50 house puns that will make you feel at home (or that won’t).
List of House Puns That Will Make You Feel at Home
Following are some of the best house puns that will make you feel at home:
- How far along was the construction of the new house? It was in the home stretch.
- What did the couple say after they bought a house on horse property? They love their new neigh-bors.
- How does a hep cat refer to his home? Scratchpad.
- What did the drone bee say when he returned home to the hive? Honey, I’m Home.
- What is it called when the new home’s power turns on for the first time? A current event.
- Why did the three little pigs run away from home? Because their dad was such a boar.
- Which part of any room in your house is always warmest? They corner. It’s always 90 degrees there.
- How can you tell your wife is a good housekeeper? After the divorce, she keeps the house.
- What did the piglets do when the neighbors game console broke? They cried Wii Wii Wii all the way home.
- What do you call a community that is well on its way to becoming a wealthy neighborhood? A half-fluent area.
- What do a tornado, a flood, a fire, and a divorce all have in common? They’re all ways to lose your house.
- What do you get if you cross a horse and a pig? A Neigh-boar.
- How does a house cat keep up on world events? He watches the TV Mews.
- Where do hipster mice live? In a mouse pad.
- Why did Mrs. Wine run away from home? She was tired of raisin a family.
- What did the news that there had been numerous burglaries in the neighborhood produce? Cause for alarm.
- Why can’t those neighbors sell their houses? They always leave the sprinklers on, and it’s a constant source of irrigation.
- Why is it so hard to find stuff at the home improvement store? Because they’re always under construction.
- How did the criminal get into counterfeiting? He answered an ad that said, “Make money at home.”
- Why did the neighbors fire their lawn mowing guy? He just didn’t make the cut.
- Who wrote the book, How to DYI Build Your New House? Bill Dean Blocks.
- Why was the building put in handcuffs? It was a house arrest.
- What happened after the suburban homeowner ran over his neighbor’s foot with the lawnmower? He decided to bury him deeper.
- Where do you look up gnome obituaries in your local newspaper? In the home improvement section.
- Why did the first-time homeowner turn down free chairs and a sofa? Because he was taught not to accept suites from strangers.
- What did the woman say when a neighbor asked to borrow her lawnmower? Sorry, he’s not home yet.
- What were the developer’s plans for the run-down corner market they just purchased? They wanted to restore it.
- Where should you take your neighbor’s cat if you accidentally ran over it with your lawnmower? To the nearest retailer.
- What do home improvement shoppers call an inexpensive door handle displayed next to the pricey ones? A hob knob.
- What do you call the study of residential real estate? Homeology.
- Why is it so hard to find stuff at the home improvement store? Because they’re always under construction.
- Where do you look up gnome obituaries in your local newspaper? In the home improvement section.
- What were the developer’s plans for the run-down corner market they just purchased? They wanted to re-store it.
- What do home improvement shoppers call an inexpensive door handle displayed next to the pricey ones? A hob knob.
- Why did the guy go to the home furnishings store called “Hooker Furniture?” He was looking for one nightstand.
- When asked about how many homesites were still available in the new subdivision, what did the realtor say? Lots are available.
- What do you call a guy who changes his place of residence every few weeks? Very unsettling.
- What is a garden slug? A snail with a housing problem.
- What does The Incredible Hulk do to earn a living? He flips houses.
- What is a halfway home? Second base.
- What did the apartment sing to the landlord? Please Re-Lease Me.
- Why couldn’t they lease the available house? Because the highway next door was a real deter-rent.
- How do baseball players stay in contact with each other? They touch home base every once in a while.
- What do Lego figures do when they want to have a little fun in the neighborhood? They have a block party.
- Why shouldn’t you play poker with a plumber? A good flush beats a full house any day.
- Which kind of building weighs the least? A Lighthouse.
- What do the neighbors call it when migratory loons dropped into their hot tub? Duck soup.
- What is it called when a duck farts in your backyard pond? Water fowl.
- Why did Thomas Edison fill his attic with helium? Because he wanted a light house.
- What do you get if you cross a horse and a smoke alarm? Neigh Buzz.
Did these house puns make you feel at home or not? I sure hope they did because they were meant to make you relax and you can relax the best when you are either in a serene natural setting or at your home.
Do you wish to add your own house pun to the list?
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