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Best Onion Puns to Use in 2024
The following are all the best puns related to onion to use this year:
- Why do onions make great comedians? Because they always have a good punchline!
- What's an onion's favorite type of music? R'n'B (Roots and Bulbs)!
- Why did the onion go to the party? Because it could be the life of the bulb!
- What do you call an onion that you can write with? A ballpoint onion!
- Why did the onion break up with the garlic? It wasn't her type!
- What did the father onion say to his impatient child? Stop being so shallot!
- Why are onions never lonely? Because they can form strong bulb-mances!
- What did the onion say to the celery? You stalk too much!
- Why did the onion lose the poker game? Because it couldn't keep a straight bulb!
- How do you make an onion laugh? You peel its funny bone!
- Why did the onion go to the art museum? It wanted to see some onion-cient paintings!
- What's an onion's favorite exercise? Bulb-ups!
- What do you call an onion that's a good listener? A vidal-ear onion!
- Why did the onion bring a map to the party? In case it had to 'leek' early!
- What do you call an onion who's a fantastic dancer? A salsa-leek!
- How do you stop an onion from crying? Give it a tissue to onion!
- Why did the onion become a therapist? Because it was an excellent listener and helped people 'peel' better!
- What did one onion say to the other at the high school reunion? 'Wow, we've really 'grown' since graduation!'
- What did the onion say when it saw its reflection? 'Peeling good!'
There you go, I hope you appreciate these onion puns!
