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A pineapple. What is the first thing that comes to mind when you think of a pineapple? Perhaps it is a fruit that only grows in the tropics and it is quite delicious. Did you know there is one interesting fact about pineapples that would likely throw you? If you did not eat pineapples, they would eat you as well. That is right. Pineapples contain an enzyme called bromelain that digests proteins and that is why you feel a tangy feeling in your mouth after eating it. That is right when you eat pineapples, it is working on digesting you at the same time.
However, don’t let that scare you. Your own digestive enzymes which are also in your saliva is much stronger than the effects that bromelain has on you. Therefore, it will counteract the effects and pineapple has some excellent vitamins as well which is why you don’t want to cut it out of your diet.
Not to mention, bromelain has some powerful effects on you as well as it helps reduce pain and inflammation. So pineapples are good for you. But are they good on pizza? That is a huge debate among many people. Either you like it or you don’t. But either way, having a pineapple snack by itself is a great thing. What else is delicious about pineapples? Maybe some puns! Yes, let’s go over 50 pineapple puns right now that are sweet and tangy.
List of Pineapple Puns That Are Sweet And Tangy:
Following are some of the best pineapple puns that are both sweet and tangy.
1. What is an apple crossed with a Christmas tree called? A pineapple.
2. What do you call a pineapple that is overweight? A pineapple chunk.
3. Why did the pineapple get tired in the middle of a run? It ran out of juice.
4. Have you ever tried pineapple milk? You do know it comes from pine-nipples.
5. What does a pineapple do for the summer? It is pining for it.
6. What is a pineapple crossed with a pig called? Porky-pine.
7. What is the difference between a pineapple and a school? You have little pricks inside of the school and on the outside of the pineapple.
8. Eating a bun that is filled with ham and pineapple for a snack is Hawaii roll.
9. Why can’t you just eat pineapple on the outside? Even though it is spikey on the outside it is sweet within.
10. What is an immature pineapple worse than? A mature currant.
11. Why do pineapples observe things so well? It has eyes everywhere.
12. What do pineapple and royalty have in common? They proudly wear their crowns on top.
13. How is it possible to know the heart of a pineapple? With a knife.
14. Why won’t the pineapple move anymore? It is simply out of juice.
15. What happened to the pineapple that was rejected? It was crushed.
16. What was the way a Christmas tree proposed to a smartphone? With a pineapple ring.
17. The judge turned away the melon and the pineapple because they cant-elope.
18. Why don’t you want to make a pineapple angry? They are quick to pineapple punch.
19. That pineapple invited the others to their party because they are real piner-pals.
20. That pickup artist who only wears green leaves on his head is a pineapple smoothie.
21. What train goes directly to Costa Rica that never stops? The Pineapple Express.
22. What is a sexy pineapple called? A fine-apple.
23. What do a pine tree and an apple say to the pineapple? You are adopted.
24. What does the salad say to the pineapple upon meeting it? Lettuce be friends.
25. Do you know why if I was a pizza topping I would be pineapple? Because everyone doubts me.
26. What are pineapple puns called? Punapple.
27. Why is a pineapple a pineapple? It is a pineapple pin apple apple pen doudodo.
28. If you were a fruit, you would definitely be a fineapple.
29. What is the biggest joke about pineapple? That it goes on pizza.
30. What is a cool and optimistic pineapple called? A funapple.
31. What do you call a pineapple that had everything taken away from it due to greed? A crushed pineapple.
32. What do you call a poisonous apple from a pine tree? A forbidden pineapple.
33. Why did the end of that fruit hurt so much to the point it felt like it was a bad luck situation? It was at the rough end of the pineapple.
34. I was so sad over the fact that my pineapple disappeared all I could do was pine away.
35. I really wanted that tropical fruit tree so much that all I did was pine for it.
36. Where does a dead pineapple go? Into a pine overcoat.
37. What happened to Adam when he took in that pineapple? He ended up with Adam’s apple.
38. What do you do when you head towards a direction where there is a supermarket selling pineapples for a good price? You pine away.
39. What does a reptile want on its pizza? An alligator pear.
40. Why should you always strive to be a pineapple? Because you should always stand tall, wear a crown, and be sweet on the inside.
41. Pineapples going on pizza is definitely a very hot tropic to talk about.
42. We were talking about pineapples and how they are full of so many vitamins, don’t go off tropic.
43. If that pineapple is hard to hold then tropic like its hot.
44. The cream is made with pineapple and it is tropical so don’t eat it.
45. What is a pirate’s favorite place that is full of pineapples? Treasure Island.
46. The incentives to give out pineapple pieces for good behavior are well-island.
47. Islanded a job at that new pineapple factory.
48. A pineapple with grandkids is an anana.
49. Pineapple on pizza is like driving on the wrong side of the road. It tastes good but something is not right.
50. When does a pineapple make you cry? When you throw a whole one at someone.
Did those pineapple puns leave you tangy and were they sweet to you? I sure hope so.
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