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Best Wine Puns to Use in 2024
The following are all the best puns related to wine to use this year:
- Did you hear about the grape that escaped from the vineyard? It became a wine fugitive!
- Why did the wine go to art school? It wanted to improve its bouquet!
- When a wine connoisseur is sad, what does he do? He pours himself a riesling!
- What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear... and a bottle of wine!
- What do you call cheese that is not yours? Nacho cheese... but it pairs great with wine!
- What is a wine lover's favorite type of shoe? A Merlot!
- What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? Frostbite... and a glass of red wine!
- Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? Because it ran out of juice... time for some wine!
- What do you get when you put your hand in a blender? Banned from the smoothie bar... but hey, wine is always an option!
- Why did the banana go to the party? Because it wanted to split... a bottle of wine with friends!
- What do you call two potatoes in love? Sweet Potatoes... perfect side dish for a nice glass of wine!
- Why did the pepper file a police report? It got jalapeno business... time for some spicy wine!
- What did one strawberry say to the other? If you weren't so sweet, we wouldn't be in this jam... or drinking wine!
- What do you call an apple that plays the piano? A concerti... with a glass of wine on the side!
- What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi... and can you bring me some wine?
- How did the bread win the race? It took a leavening... and enjoyed a glass of wine as well!
- What did the salad say to the lettuce? Lettuce romaine friends forever... and share a bottle of wine!
- How do you make watermelon happy? Just give it a big squeeze... and join it with a glass of wine!
- What is a ghost's favorite fruit? Booberry... flavored wine!
- What do you call a sad strawberry? Melancholy... better have some wine to cheer it up!
There you go, I hope you appreciate these wine puns!
